Last night was stinkin sweet! My entire dream was all about zombies! I lived through 2 months of zombie takeover in my dream last night. The thing I remember most is that cat's became zombies too, and they were the worst. AND this woman was the key to making all of the zombies stop ripping us to shreds! What happened was this...
I'm in my house and we're watching TV when the zombie apocalypse starts to begin. People start to panic and I immediately grab my ninja sword that I purchased at rogers flee market about 4 years ago. I knew this would come in handy one day! I do the most sensible thing in a time like this... I head to Walmart. That's right! And as soon as I get there I take control of the situation. You see, Walmart has tons of food, tons of stuff, tons of guns, and everything else for low low rollback prices. I tell everyone to barricade the doors but first leave one door open because we're gong to raid the Giant Eagle and Kmart that are next to us and bring as much valuable thing like food and ammo back to Walmart. We are now the nation of Walmart and we fight for ourselves!
We seriously stay in Walmart for 2 weeks and watch as the world goes to pieces. We would spend most of our time on the roof to watch out for organized hordes. This is where the cat problem came into play. Cats are the sneakiest pieces of crap ever, PLUS they are silent. So you had to constantly watch out for them. We lost a few people on the roof because of ninja zombie cats. What was really cool was that I made friends with this cook. He used butcher knives to kill zombies and he sharpened my sword so it was beastly! Eventually all of the zombies realize that Walmart is one of the only places left with a bunch of humans in it, and this crazy mass of zombies just bum-rushes the place one day. We're fighting them off when this lady just opens the door and runs out into the horde. NOW they have a way in and everything falls to pieces. We end up on the roof taking them out one by one as they come up the stairs and the other lady that is on the roof is just sitting there in the corner scared as heck. We fight them off till it's just the cook and I. And we keep backing up trying to protect this lady but eventually we both get knocked down and we just stare helplessly as the lady is about to get destroyed by this zombie.
Not! The zombie just stands there an inch away from her but it is just staring at her. More zombies come but they all do the same thing. Then one of the zombies remembers its human life and doesn't want to kill anymore and it instead throws itself off the roof of the building. Others regain consciousness but they are still zombies so they decide to throw themselves off too. It was kinda cool watching zombie after zombie jump off a building. But that's where my dream ended. Zombie suicide!
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