I'ma knife you!

Alright, It's 7:35am and it's way to early to be up right now. BUT I it's also April fools day and my dad just powned me. On top of that, I was having an amazing dream, so i'll share that with you guys too.

So, the dream starts off with me and my "friend". I put it in quotations because I have never really met this person before, but for some reason I know that we are friends. We're in an apartment complex and he likes to smoke. For some odd reason he has this bad of cigarette, but it's like a potato chip bag, and it says mini draggz on the bag. Well he starts smoking when we come upon these older people playing some crazy instruments in a gazebo. They produce the same sounds as a piano and guitar, but they look crazy weird. Then my friend keeps telling me that we have to go because he doesn't want to smoke in front of people. But the lady says it's fine and starts to talk to him about smoking and if he wanted to make some "deals" Eventually my friend accepts, and I don't see him for a while. I'm then walking in a shopping plaza when Abe Stucky calls me up. We're talking about being home for easter. Abe says, "Will you be home for easter man? We could play some mad halo!". Unfortunately, I can't and this makes Abe very sad. I tell him it will be alright. Then for some reason my dream skips ahead to the weekend and i'm home. Guess what? It's easter! Who freakin knew! I immediately call Abe up and tell him, but he says, "Hehe, how about coming to Indiana for easter!?" I then said "What? Dude, I thought you were here in Pittsburgh!"
"Nope" Abe said!
Now the weirdest part happens. As I'm talking to Abe on the phone I get kidnapped. All of a sudden I'm stuffed in this van an taken to this place. Then I'm forced on an airplane and we land somewhere in Cuba! I get to this guys house and what do I find. Freakin' Sam Beachy in the room, just laying on the couch watching TV like nothing is wrong. I then look at Sam and say "What's going on?" She says, "Oh, we've been sold into drug slavery." I of course am not OK with this, but I see these knives at the end of the room and I run for them and grab 3 of them. I hide them in my pockets and wait for the people to come into the room. The guy comes in and sits down with some other girl. He starts talking about how I'm his slave and everything, but when he got close I pulled out the knife and he says in a Spanish accent, "Oh gosh, why do I hide all my knives in the prisoner room?" He slowly walks up to me and yanks the knives out of my hand and into his pocket. I then pull out the second knive and I say "Stay back man! Eh, don't! I'ma Knife you! I will!" I then poke him a few times just to let him know I mean business. I get up and start getting my stuff and yell at Sam, "Let's go! We can escape!" But she's acting like its a chore that she's getting saved. She's sighing and saying, "All right Matt" and "Whatever"

WHAT THE HECK! WHO GETS SAVED AND SAYS WHATEVER!

Anyways, we're almost out of the room and I have this guy cornered and we're about to walk out of the door when I see my shoes (Aka Samba's) towards the back of the room. I ask Sam, "Hey Sam can you grab my shoes?" She then looks at me gawking and says, Get them yourself. I stare at her and I'm in disbelief that I have to stop holding the guy that kidnapped us hostage so he may get away... just to get my own shoes. I say. "Please Sam?" And she goes, "Ahhh alright, fine" And she get's my shoes so I can put them on and then we start making out way through the Columbian Mansion with the kidnapper hostage.

Unfortunately I am woken up at this point with a Phone call. It is 7:25 and I'm still very groggy when I answer my phone. It is my dad. This is how the conversation goes, and remember, I just woke up, I am NOT in my right state of mind.
"Matt?"
"...Yah?"
"Hey, you need to go down to chubb hall right now. I forgot to pay your bursar online for spring quarter"
"... uhh?"
"Ya, you need to be there by 8am or else you won't be able to take any classes spring quarter."
"... whaa?"
"Ya, get up and go to the office it's 7:30 already"
"Oh my gosh, April Fools dad"
"HAHAHAHAH! WHOOO GOT YA!!!"
"Ya, and you woke me up 2 hours early"
"Well get up and have a very productive day."
"Sure.."

I then wrote this, and now am going back to bed. Good morning people.