Dang! I never thought I was a super hero.

Last night was sweet! I had this amazing dream that is actually two separate dreams because they make no sense when you put them together!

Alright! My first dream of the night began with me in a nice suit at a big mansion. I really didn't know what I was doing there, but I was mingling with many people. Then I saw a man and it all clicked. I remembered why I was there and everything that needed to be done. I followed the man up these stairs and secretly stalked him throughout the elaborate mansion. The mansion had a dark feel to it, mainly because it was night, but the walls and carpet were red and all of the furniture was painted gold. I followed the man to a secret room where he was meeting with about 8 other men. I knew this was it, it was go time! I pressed a button on my suit and it transformed into a superhero outfit! It was weird because I really didn't have any superpowers, I was more of a batman type superhero, with Mission Impossible like skills. My suit was kinda bluish, i really don't remember it that well because I never saw myself in the mirror. Well, I bust the little party the 8 guys are in and all of a sudden i'm getting shot at! I steal this briefcase and take out the files inside. I quickly burn them with the mini flamethrower on my arm... sweet! Now, it's time to escape. The guy called in security and they were all over the building. I was diving, dodging, and shooting other bad guys, but I had this stun ray because I would never kill a person. Now the party is going crazy, and I have to escape somehow, so I jump out one of the windows and land in the front lawn. Too bad the front lawn is crawling with more guards! I look at my watch/awesome remote divice and I call my car. Except it's not a car, it's a superhero's car. It kinda looks like I put a drill on the front of it and it has a yellow fin on top. It was so cool. While waiting for it to arrive I'm hiding in bushes and stunning more security guards. The car arrives and I jump over the balcony and land inside through a sunroof on the top. I quickly drive away but guess what! The police are now after me! Apparently they don't like crazy vigilante and someone must have alerted them when I shook up that party. I have a high speed chase through the city when I finally pull into an ally and put my car into remote control. I told it to lose the police and when it did, to hide in a certain spot until i could retrieve it. I then called my bike to me and made it to my home. Which surprisingly didn't have a Matt lair in it :(

Well, the only reason I'm telling my second dream is because of this hilarious incidence in it. So I'm in this boardroom and we are talking about sales when the boss tells me that I need to go down the elevator and get the package that is coming in. I say fine and while i'm down there, there are these scooter type things and for some weird odd reason I remember another dream in my dream. It's when my one friend and I strap her to this scooter with a rocket on the back, put her in the elevator and she goes flying out of the elevator into the office and then out the window parachuting to safety. The funny thing was, I remember seeing all of this happen and I decide to relive old times. I get the package and put it on the scooter thingy that has 3 wheels, and somehow I find a rocket just lying around. I strap it on and put it in the elevator and write a note saying "Here's your package!" I then leave and I meet up with a bunch of friends of mine and go to a house where we are listening to this guy speak. I was with some person and we were just talking and then I was showing them something on my phone but I fell asleep while doing it. When I woke up that person was still right beside me and for some odd reason I was like, dangit I never went to CCD. And then they said AWWWW I LOVED CCD! Let's go back to CCD and live there forever! If you don't know what CCD is then you are better off not knowing haha. It's like Children Christian Sunday school or something, but I never went to it.

Well that's about it. I told you my first dream was better than the second one. So until I dream again! Which will probably be tonight.

© Matt LoPresti